It’s Thanksgiving, and like most families, the ultimate
family gathers each year for the holiday.
Here’s who’s coming to dinner this week:
Stephen Poulos (Ring
of Fire): The out-there uncle, who never really recovered from the early
1970s.
Josh Zipperstein:
The cousin who seems like he has been in grad school forever. Seriously, wasn’t he already working on that
degree when you graduated high school?
Michele NG (Without
Limits): The cousin who’s really into social activism and makes you feel
kind of guilty for not doing more to help the world.
Charlie Eisenhood
(Ultiworld): The one who’s constantly taking notes “for his novel.” He’s probably never going to finish it.
Beau Kittredge (Spiders):
Your older brother who still thinks he could’ve gone pro after
college. He’ll remind you of that every
time a receiver drops a pass during the Thanksgiving Day games.
Tiina Booth (ARHS):
Your recently retired aunt who’s living it up now that she has some free
time. She can drink you all under the
table.
Opi (Scandal): The ex who keeps getting an invite because
everyone likes her more than whichever cousin she actually used to date.
Tom Crawford (USAU):
The grandfather who’s probably going to have a few too many drinks and start
letting you all know how disappointed he is in you.
Leila Tunnell
(Brutesquad): Your sister who just loves singing, and keeps trying to get
the Christmas carols started a month early.
You’re not having any of it.
Elliot Trotter
(Rainmakers): The gay one. Or, at
least, that’s how your grandmother sees him now that he’s “all open about his
lifestyle.”
Jeff Snader (MLU): The
uncle whose business has really taken off this year, and who won’t shut up
about it. Just nod and smile.
Robert Lloyd (AUDL): The
rich uncle that everyone is unnaturally nice to, so they don’t get written out
of the will.
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